You enjoy teasing me way too much. Is it too much to expect you humans to follow through on you promises? When you ask if I want a treat, do you really expect me not to become excited? I mean, come on, people! It’s not that hard of a concept.
Look at you, standing there holding my treat just out of reach. If ignoring you wouldn’t mean a trip to the vet for me, I’d still be curled up on the couch.
Want me to bark? Fine, here you go. Happy?
FYI, that wasn’t the cat’s mess in the hall.