Hey guys! Before you read on, I just had to say this one had my wife saying I’m beyond messed up in the head. What do you all think? Anyway, here’s today’s story. 😀
One bite is all it would take. Just one. Those flailing things you throw out are too disorganized and random. I prefer the smooth, sleek elegant design of my fellow fish to your… whatever you call them.
Look, I’m hungry and just want a taste. If I don’t like you, I’ll throw you back. What do you say? Come on, I can’t keep circling you all day.
Tell you what. If you think it’s okay, keep swimming straight. Sound fair? Good.
Okay, here I come, ready or not…
Oh, stop screaming shark attack! It wasn’t a big bite, you baby…