Look at him over there. Dumb dog gets excited when our humans offer his food. It’s shameful. Absolutely pitiful.
Now he’s jumping around embarrassing and for what? A bowl of food? Puhlease. The humans think they’re in control, but no one controls me or any other cat.
Nope. Not me.
Oh, for fur’s sake. Now he’s doing other tricks. You will never see no act like that. And there’s the human holding something out for me. Typical.
“Precious? Want some food?
Wait… is that…
“Got your favorite.”
Yes, mommy. Here. I’ll take it right here. Want to see my tummy?