The Poetry Corner with Audrey “Stormy” Haney’s Feminist Child

Good morning everyone! This week I’d like to welcome back Audrey “Stormy” Haney and another poem of hers, Feminist Child. For those that missed her last guest post, let’s take a second to hget to know her.

About the Poet:

Audrey Stormy Haney Is a English artist and poet and is according to her fans ‘delightfully bonkers’ so she strives to write delightfully bonkers poetry. Her work has be published in a selection of paperbacks, E-zines, magazines and online blogs.

Two of her paintings were used by American Author CP Bialois (Skeleton Key and The Sword and the Flame: The Forging).

Feminist Child by Audrey Haney

Oh look mummy, a feminist
My boyfriend said they’re bad
he says that they all hate us boys
and finds it very sad

He says that us girls should all work
look after their boyfriends
and always do what they are told
to be there to attend

He makes me work all day long
he always nicks my sweets
He breaks my silly girlie toys
and killed my budgie Tweet.

But I myself do think it’s cool
and cannot wait to join
so then I can speak my mind
and kick him in the groan.

Another awesome poem, Stormy and thank you for returning for another run. 🙂

For those insterested in reading more of Audrey’s poems, please click on the link below.

If you’re interested, or know someone who would like to befeatured here, please send me an emial at Thank you all so much for stopping by. 🙂

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About CP Bialois

Where do I begin? Well first I guess it's only fair to say that CP Bialois isn't my real name. It's a collaboration I made out of the three greatest pets anyone could ever want. My real name is Ed and I'm just an average person that has found a way to do what he loves. For as long back as I can remember I loved to pretend. Whether it was with my Transformers, GI Joe, or He-Man toys I loved to create intricate plots and have them fight it out. As a fan of horror, science fiction, action, and comedy I dare say my taste in movies are well rounded. Some of my favorites were Star Wars, Star Trek, martial arts, and anything with Swarzenegger in them. I'd write my own stories about the characters I saw in the theaters or TV or I'd just daydream about what I'd see myself as the hero of course. You can't have a daydream without beating the bad guys, getting the girl, etc. It's just not right to envision yourself as a flunky or sidekick. As far as books I loved Sherlock Holmes, Treasure Island, Dracula, and the normal assortment. My early love was the Star Trek novels, I'd read them or the Hardy Boys relentlessly. For a time I could tell you the plot of over a hundred books not to mention comics. I have to come clean and say that I learned to read because of comic books. I was bored, make that extremely bored when we started to read in school. Reading "the cat fell down" really didn't interest me. My dad, who continues to astound me with his insight to this day, figured comics would work. With that in mind he went to the newstand in town and bought issues of Donald Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Tales From the Crypt, and Spider-man. He patiently read through them with me until I picked it up. Whether it was him or the comics I learned to read in about two weeks and for a while few were as good as I was. For years after that whenever we'd go out he'd always spring for a couple of comic books for me. While it wasn't exactly the perfect beginning everything I've ever read or have seen has influenced me in some way and now is the time I'd like to share some of the ideas I've had over the years with all of you. I hope you enjoy my stories, they're always fun to write and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon.
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