Jake stifled his laugh as he worked next to the sleeping form of his father. It wasn’t every day the man took a nap, and Jake intended to take full advantage.
Ever so slowly, Jake lifted his father’s hand and moved it toward the lower table and the bowl of warm water.
This is gonna be great!
Jake paused when he couldn’t move his father’s hand and looked over. Seeing his father’s open eyes caused his higher brain functions to freeze.
“So,” his father said. “How bad an ass kicking do you want?”
“Um… I’ve gotta go.”
“I thought so.”