That Moment When…
“Really, Janet, I meant it when I said I love you.”
Janet wiped away her tears, but they continued to fall. “Then why did I find you with her?” She pointed to her twin sister, Donna, wrapped in the bed sheet.
Rob shook his head. “I thought she was you! We never did it before… how was I to know?”
Donna crossed her arms. “Don’t be a dumbass. You didn’t think Janet would be this limber, do you? She’s a virgin, for Christ’s sake.”
“See? How was I to know?” Rob pleaded.
Donna snorted. “Duh, I obviously have experience, dumbass.”