Jason sat swinging his legs, thumping his heels against the sofa. His sister, Janet, looked up from where she sat across from him doing her homework.
“Do you have to do that?”
“That, you annoying turd.”
Jason shrugged. “No.”
“Then stop it.”
“I’ll tell mom.”
She glared at him, earning her a smile. This is why he loved having an older sister.
After a second, she smiled. “MOM!”
“What, honey?” Their mom hurried in, but Jason spoke first.
“Mom, Janet threatened to kick me in the you-know if I told you about her condoms!”