On His Own
Kevin smiled as he watched a woman in tight pants walk by. “I tell ya, there’s nothing better than cruising the town.”
“Yeah, that’s what you say today. When Judy calls later you’ll be all, ‘Oh, I missed you, baby. Muah. Muah. Muah’.”
“Bite me, ass. At least I have a girlfriend.”
“Oh, yeah. You’re so serious we’re out scoping babes. She’s going to cut your nuts off when she finds out.”
“C’mon, Bill. She won’t find out.”
“Yeah, right. And I wonder which of her friends over there won’t tell her you’re drooling over strangers.”
Kevin’s mouth went dry.