“Come here, buddy. We’re just going for a ride.”
Socks watched the pet carrier his human carried with accusatory eyes. Do you really think I’m as dumb as the dog? Pfft; humans.
Socks sat and waited on top of the cabinets until his human went for the step ladder. Then, he’d move to another. Want to catch me? You’re gonna earn it.
“Come on, Socks. It’s just a quick trip.”
That’s what you told the dog, and he’s still looking down there.
“Damn it, boy. You want me to get the squirt bottle?”
Want to die in your sleep, human?